A Little Absurdity

I don't know how many of you caught this story. The long and short of it is that the local chapter of the National Organization for Women in New York has criticized Ted Kennedy saying,

"We are repaid with his abandonment. He's picked the new guy over us. He's joined the list of progressive white men who can't or won't handle the prospect of a woman president who is Hillary Clinton."

Given this All Politics is Local is happy to provide like criticisms of other presidential candidates' supporters:
(NOTE: THIS IS A JOKE)

The NAACP responds to Wesley Clark's endorsement of Hillary Clinton:

Mr. Clark's endorsement of Hillary Clinton is a betrayal. The NAACP has stood by Mr. Clark throughout his career and is shocked by Mr. Clark's betrayal. The fact that he would pick a white person over Barack Obama proves that he is just not comfortable with the idea of an African-American president. For shame.

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints responds to Chuck Norris' endorsement of Mike Huckabee:

How could you Chuck? We supported you throughout your career. We've watched all 99 episodes of Walker: Texas Ranger and this how you repay us? Clearly, this demonstrates that you are just uncomfortable with the idea of a Mormon president. Your endorsement of Mike Huckabee over Mitt Romney proves that you are in fact a bigot. You are no longer welcome in Utah.